The Gordon Ramsay Drinking Game

For those of you familiar with Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, or Kitchen Nightmares, the American version, you will know that Gordon Ramsay has a colourful way with words. Which send me into fits of laughter every time.

Rules of the game:

1. Take a drink every time Ramsay says any variation of the “F” word, and he will, he's very creative. You can drink with every swear word, but you won't make it through the show.
   
2. Every time Ramsay takes off his shirt, you must chug what is left of your drink. Happens at least once a show.

A simple but thoroughly entertaining game. Kitchen Nightmares is a great show, every episode is filled with what seem like clueless restaurant owners and hopeless staff. Ramsay comes in, swears, says “we will do this, yes” a lot, and turns the restaurant around. If someone doesn't end up crying, it wasn't a good show. The man is a genius.

Ramsay's use of “yes” is very clever. He is not so much asking those he's talking to, to agree with him, but telling them this is the way it's going to be, while jabbing his thumb at them. And beware when he is pressing his finger to his lips, 'cuz he's ready to blow.

On another topic, Ramsay is a rather fine driver, as his top ranking on Top Gear's, Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car shows. Beaten only by Simon Cowell, and even more surprisingly, Jennifer Saunders.

Do not use strong alcohol while playing, because you will not finish the show and may cause irreparable harm to yourself and the relationships of those you love.

I in no way encourage the use of alcohol and rarely drink myself, I tend to use one of my favorite energy drinks. As a side note, don't drink too much caffeine... onward.

It's best to watch the show uncensored, which you can see on BBC America or Canada's Food Network.

p.s. Drink responsibly, don't drink and drive, stay in school, say no to drugs and ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.